Pablo Picasso dressed up as Popeye, photo by André Villers, 1957 (via This is Not Porn)
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“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
╮(╹ェ╹)╭: I GOT SOME FRIENDS WHO
1) Don’t wait for publishers to “validate” their work/Don’t need the validation of number-crunchers.
2) Have seen the world because they goddamn wanted to, because their will was that strong.
3) Are living their dream because it was theirs to begin with and they know no…
lovethis
So relevant
omg he even doesnt hit the bombs
I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills
(Source: cineraria)
Goddamn right. Thank you, Sarah Jane Smith. <3
(Source: magicae)
hey, yeah, can we not with this “testing people” thing
because if you feel the need to “test” someone then that means you’re trying to make them prove things to you without their knowledge. you are trying to control them. you are manipulating them. there are a variety of reasons people may not contact you first, including but not limited to
- they need alone time
- they prefer to be approached
- they’re too shy
- they feel smothered
- they’re tired
- they’re busy
- they’re directing their attention to other people (though not your expense because people can have multiple friends!!)
- it doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t miss you
- or don’t like you
- you can’t read peoples’ minds
- don’t put words in their mouths
- it makes you look like an asshole
how about when you feel like your needs aren’t being met in a relationship, you fucking talk about it instead of being a jerk and doing this
xoxoxoxoxoxox
Character: Darkwing Duck
Series: Darkwing Duck
EVERYBODY GO THE FUCK HOME
THEY DONE SHUT IT DOWN WITH DARKWING
Y’ALL AIN’T READY FOR THIS SHIT
Oh shit. That’s not even fair.
Secret cinema found beneath Paris.
In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.
When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)
SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA
I WANNA GO
LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE
I’M WRITING THIS NOVEL
I’m reading this novel.
